Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Ugly Sweaters

Author's note: I want this to be a good poem about how ugly sweaters are funny but really wierd.

Even though you wear them,
they are as apealling as rotten phlegm.
You only wear them during christmas,
But they bring no one bliss.
You wear them for contests,
If you get the best,
You will always be teased,
until they are pleased.
You will feel bad,
But then you will be glad.
To know that you won,
And that it was alot of fun.
Plus that you beat the other competitors,
To win the contest of Ugly sweaters.

Friday, December 16, 2011

My Secret

Author's note: My goal in the piece is to have good content and have good paragraph sizes.

It was a snowy afternoon when I was walking home with Brad, the winter snow was swirling around our feet, and the wind was whipping through the air like a dog chasing a cat. I looked at Brad and he looked down at me and smiled with those bright white teeth he has. Then I started to think. ‘Aren’t I lucky to have such a great boyfriend?’ Suddenly I thought I saw Brad looking at something, or should I say someone. ‘Did I just see Brad looking at Brittany?’ No that’s not possible Brittany is nowhere in sight. Oh, well I guess those rumors about Brittany and Brad liking each other are getting to my head. I mean I know Brittany likes Brad, because I mean look at him! That amazing red curly hair and those perfectly straight white teeth, and that devilish smile. Not to mention he has a perfect tan, and has like a 16 pack. Okay, maybe just a 6 pack, but you know what I mean. Plus an amazing sense of style. Also he’s the best player for the skyline youth football league. Suddenly he speaks up, “Are you ok Hillary,” he says with complete concern. I want to speak up and tell what I’ve been worrying about for all week. A huge secret that could ruin everything.

Ok my secret is this… I like someone else. The only problem is that’s it’s not just a random guy that I met in one of my classes. Oh no, that would’ve made it so much easier. It’s my boyfriend’s best friend, Cody. The only problem is that Cody likes Brittany. It’s like a love rectangle. With edges that can just stab your very soul. But I say in a way that you would be able to tell that I’m lying, “No.”

Brad looked at my suspiciously and the replied, “You know that I love you right? And no matter what Brittany will never take me away from you. Nobody in the world can take me away from you.”

‘Of course,’ I think to myself, ‘You just have to say words like that. Don’t you? You just have to make this so much harder on me now do you?

The truth is I was going to break up with Brad tonight during our 1 year anniversary date. I know, I know that’s probably going to be the worst time to do it, but Cody has a soccer game tonight, and I wanted to tell him how I felt. But now, I don’t know… I just don’t know. Cody is just so nice and sweet. Plus he’s a total babe. He has shaggy blond hair, has an 8 pack, is totally buff, is super sweet, he has piercing blue eyes, is really funny, and has a great sense of style. The only problem is that he always shows his boxers. When I didn’t like him my friends and I called him boxer boy. Anyways I just feel this rush when I’m around him.

All of a sudden Brad pulls me out of my day dream by saying “Hillary I'm are at you house.”

I say a quiet goodbye and rush in. While I’m going into my house brad calls, “See you tonight!”

I slam the door and run as fast as I can into my room and slam the door, then bolt the lock. I fall into my bed and land on all my soft pillows. I can’t stop thinking about Cody. Slowly I drift off into a deep sleep.

Suddenly a hour and a half later I wake up to my phone vibrating from a text message. It’s from Cody! It says, Can’t wait to see you tonight at my concert Brittany! Love you. Hmm this is weird why does it say- OH MY GOD! He likes Brittany. Well I’ll make sure that that relationship never happens. Just have to find my good skinny jeans, red cowgirl boots, and my cutest top.

At 8 o’clock Brad’s pull’s up in his car. I run and hop in the front seat. He looks and my outfit and replies, “Great outfit, looks nice,” with a devilish smirk on his face. He pulls out of my drive way and we head out. We finally get there walk inside and order the tickets when I finally speak up, “Brad I have to tell you something.”

He looks at me puzzled and replies, “Sure tell me whatever you want. But first I have to give you something,” and all of a sudden he pulls out this HUGE bouquet of flowers, and says, “Hillary I have never stopped loving you through our relationship. Though we’ve had our ups and downs, we have stayed together through all of it. And I just have to say, I love you.”

Now I’m thinking, ‘Why do you have to do this to me? I mean that was beautiful and all but this isn’t working out. What am I saying we have the perfect relationship, but I think I love-I think I love- Oh no! I think I’m in love with Cody and Brad!’ So Brad won’t get suspicious on why I’m not answering back I say, “I love you too. But I love you as much as a rabbit loves carrots, or as a reader loves books. Or even as much as I love Cody,” then suddenly Brad’s face becomes ashen. Suddenly, out of nowhere all the lights went out. Then a worker shouted out “Don’t worry the lights just went out because of the blizzard outside.”

‘I think I heard someone walk away,’ I thought to myself. I take out my phone and turn it on so the light of the phone is like a flashlight. I move my phone around and notice that Brad has walked away. I feel so bad, and then I think to myself, ‘Now I can find Cory!’

Then as quick as a flash I text Cory, Aren’t you at the movie theatre? Then right after I sent it my phone went off. I checked my phone and Cory had said, Yeah. It’s crazy the power went off! As fast as I could I texted back, ‘Yeah I know I’m here right now. Where are you?’ As quick as a flash my phone vibrated and I looked and it said, ‘By the concession area. Come by me!’

As fast as I could I ran to the concession area, while bumping into a lot of people may I add. Once I finally got to the concession area I whipped out my phone and used it as a flashlight until I found Cory and went by him. When I finally
reached him I tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Hey.”

He turned around, smiled and said, “Hey I’ve been looking for you.”

“And I’ve been looking for you, and I have to tell you something to.”

“Okay, but me first. I’ve had a crush on you for a while so…will you go out with me? I know it’s kind of weird, but I really like you.”

“Yes! I’ve felt the same way for a while and I would love to go out with you!” He kissed me for about 1 second.

“Really, are you sure? I thought you liked Brad, because that’s what all the rumors going around school say.”

“Well, I kind of just broke up with him.”

“Wait, I thought he was dating Hilary. When did they break up? I thought it was their one year anniversary.”

‘He thinks I’m Brittany! What should I do,’ Then the idea came to me, ‘I will pretend to be Brittany then when the lights go back on I’ll show him who I really am.’ Then I said, “Oh I meant that Hillary just broke up with Brad and that I don’t like him anymore… Sorry.”

He said with a bit of confusion, “Oh that’s too bad, they looked good together,” then with a flicker the lights came back on and Cory looked at me with utter confusion and remarked, “Hillary what are you doing her? Where’s Brittany? By the way sorry you and Brad didn’t work out.”

I explained the thing, then trying to act as sad as I could I exclaimed, “That’s fine... But someone you know was the reason why me and Brad broke up,” while Cory was trying to figure out who I blurted out, “You Cory!”

I’ve never seen anyone more shocked in my life. Then slowly but surely his expression got soft and he said, “I think I like you too,” Once he said that all this worry had lifted of my shoulders and then he added, “Will you go out for me?”

“Yes,” I said so happy it probably looked like I would explode. Then he grabbed my hand then went and saw the movie. Once the movie was over Cory drove me home and said, “See you on Monday,” then I gave him a hug and went to my room and fell asleep.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Fractured fairy tale (Red riding hood)

Ok so my mom was like 'Oh honeyy go visit your frail grandmother she misses you so much.' I didn't want to be like 'no that sucks for her,' so I packed a basket a food and headed out. On my over the bridge and through the woods I met someone. He is tall and hunky. he's also hairy. You're probably thinking ew gross but he's a wolf and I thought he really cared about me. But guess what he tried to eat my food. When I went to the bathroom I thought wait he's a wolf he's gonna eat me. When I came back I found him trying to open my basket. I haven't kicked anyone harder.

Then I ran and ran. I ran all the way to my grandmother's house. I explained to her everything about the wolf the food everything. Then guess what happened my grandmother wasn't my grandmother wasn't my grandmother. It was the wolf in a costume. I tried to get away through the front door. But he locked them. As I turned around to go out the back door he jumped at me. Then everything got cold and black. Don't worry though. Everything in heaven is really nice and I'm with my grandma!

Monologue about voldemort's wand.

Author's note: I am trying to do a monologue from the point of view from voldemort's wand.

Be quiet! I'm trying to do yoga. Well I guess I should be used to not being able to do my yoga... Or even sleep with you yelling those two words like they are going out of style. I mean what's with those words anyways. Aveda Kadavera. Oh shoot.. Sorry for killing you hedwig. I always liked that bird why did I have to say those words. I mean it's enough for him to say them why do I he's the one that wants to kill everyone and everything that's close to harry potter. What's so bad about him, he took my brother as his wand so he must be pretty cool right? Anyways right now we are going to this cemetary thing to visit his dead friend or somehting like that. Woah that opening the stone thing in midair is pretty cool- Wait that's Dumbledore and the Elder Wand! Wait why are you putting me in Dumbledore's hands Voldemort? Wait why are the stones closing? HHHHEEELLLPPP!

The Secret Life of Bees

Author's note: My goal is to have a good description for the book The Secret Life of Bees.



Did you know that there three types of bees in the hive? They are the Queen, Worker and Drone. I learned this when I read The book The Secret life of Bees. This book helps you learn quite alot of facts about bees, but it also tells a story about a teenage girl, her maid, 3 old ladies, a black mary, bees,an anger management dad, and a pink house.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a house that's pink? Well Lily melissa Owens moved into one and started living in the house with her maid/ friend Rosaleen and with the owners- August, June, and April Boatwright. Lily moved in with them because her dead mother Deborah had a picture of a black mary and deborah had written Tiburon, South Carolina on the back so lily decides to go find the people who made the picture. On her way to Tiburon she stops at a gas station and she sees that they sell honey with the blac mary picture on the front. So she asks the worker where they came from and he gave her the directions to the pink house.

Once She walked there, she saked to stay with them, but they asked why she was in Tiburon. So she told them a little white lie saying that she was someone else, and how her dadwas dead, so they were travelling to Arizona. August saw right through her. She knew that she was deborah's daughter right once she saw Lily. But she played along so her sister April doesn't get confused.

August doesn't want to get April confused because, April is really special. She feels everyone elses feelings along with her. She feels everyone elses problems and feelings because April had a twin sister, that had killed herself when they were 14 so April had all this grief on her that made her start to feel everyones feelings. Since she has so many break downs from that they had made a crying wall for her. April puts pieces of paper in the cracks of the wall and the pieces of paper have names on them saying she prays for them, and whenever she fills the wall up she gets more stones and makes the wall bigger and longer.

When April died Lily started being the annual visitor of the wall and had to make more wall. Especially one day. The day that her and August had their talk about Lily's mother. That day was really emotional for the both of them. It was emotional for August because she was finally telling Lily everything she knows about Deborah, and how she was her nanny when she was younger. Plus it was emotional for Lily because she found out all this stuff about her mom that she didn't want to know, like how her mom had left her. But her mom came back for her.

Another time that sent Lily to the crying wall was when T-Ray found her. That was probably one of the scariest days of her life. At first it started out as a normal day. Then Lily opened the door when someone knocked and it was T-Ray. Lily could see the fury in his eyes and he wanted her to come home with him, but Lily had friends who had stopped T-Ray from taking her away. Once T-Ray finally realized that Lily would never go back home with him he left for good.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The Giver (book)

Author's note: My goal in this writing piece is to best describe the book I read, which is called The Giver. Also to tell you about the people and Jonas in this book.



Snow. What does that word mean to you? To the characters in The Giver this word means nothing to them, they think this word is a made up word with no meaning at all. That's what I'm going to write about. The people in The Giver and how they are so different from us.

They are different so different from us that they are color blind. That's right they only see black and white. That means that they don't believe in any colors once so ever. Only Jonas and the Giver can see colors. Technically only Jonas now since the Giver gave Jonas the sight of colors from him so he can't see them anymore. I feel so bad for the Giver. That brings me to my next subject.

While they are colored blind they also don't have any feelings. Well, technically they only have the feeling of happiness. You probably already guessed this but only Jonas has feelings because the Giver gave him the feelings no other person has had besides past givers. Also in one chapter of the book Jonas watched his dad release a baby and he got mad at him for releasing an innocent baby, but Jonas finally realized it wasn't his dad's fault because he didn't have feelings.

With all of his people's faults Jonas finally got fed up with his people. Can you guess what he did? He grabbed the next baby assigned for a release, some clothes, and some food, his dad's bike and ran away. He road the bike duriing the night and slept during the day. Then one night he fell off the bike so he rode during the day from then on. Finally one day when he was riding his bike it started snowing.He rode throught the snow all the way untill he got to a hill. When he got to the top of the hill he found the sled and he to the baby wrapped it up and slid down the hill.

Monday, November 21, 2011

My monologue for drama

Good evening, Mrs. Audience,
And Mr. Audience, too;
I hope you're glad to see me,
And will like me 'fore I'm through.
I'm here to bid you welcome,
I'm sure I like your style;
We'll soon become right friendly
If you will only smile.

I'll try to entertain you
With monologue and rhyme--
But if you won't assist me
We'll have a dreadful time.
The world is full of worry,
Let's forget it for a while,
And take a trip to Funland--
So stretch your mouth and smile.

Some speakers talk of trouble,
Of pessimistic creeds,
But just an S-M-I-L-E [spell]
Is all the old world needs.
Be gay, enthusiastic,
And cheerful all the while,
Forget your gloom and worries,
And smile, smile, smile!

And now the ice is broken,
We're friends, that's how it stands,
And if you feel as I do,
You'll tell me with your hands, [Pantomimes applause]
With song and jest and story,
I shall an hour beguile;
I'll do my best to please you,
If you'll smile, smile, smile!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Why we should have free periods in middle school.

Author's note: My goal in this writing piece is to have good idea developement and content. Also I want my voice to be heard by starting my paragraphs with a good beginning sentence, and organization.


During the day I get so tired doing all this work. I'm always thinking how the high schoolers are lucky to have a free period. Where they can go home and relax while you do your homework and projects, and not have to sit in the stiff chairs we have to always sit in. I mean sitting in the academy couches in the front is nice. But not every classroom has comfy couches in them so they probably want to have a free period also.


My first reason that we should have a free period, is that everyone needs a longer break than just 30 minutes a day during lunch. Plus since we don't have recess anymore, so we don't really have any time besides lunch to take our mind off of the excruciating work that we have to do in Academy 21.


In addition to that. What if someone doesn't have wifi at their house? They would late homework practically everyday. But guess what will happen if we have a free period? Kabamoo! Half of the late homework disappears because most of the students have time to do all of their homework!


Also, we should have a free period for kids just to relax. What if a kid is having a really stressful day at school. Well, when his free period comes he can just sit down and relax, walk to the library or even grab a bite to eat at the chocolate factory. And by the time he gets back to school for his next free period he is back to normal and has no stress at all!


Finally, we should have a free period so some of us can sleep in. The free period would help us early in morning because then we could sleep in and get enough sleep so we son't fall asleep during class and actually remember what we are getting taught to us, or in people in Academy 21's case what we are teaching ourselves. Also this would help because the buses always come early so we miss the bus but now we could catch the younger kids bus and not be late for class.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Scientific process

Problem: Does the current affect the certain amounts of chemicals in the water.

Hypothesis: Yes, it does impact the certain chemical levels because the water could flow in certain chemicals while still areas don't let any new chemicals flow in.

Experimental design:
Materials:
Chemical testing kit.
Water from certain areas.
Pencil
Paper

Variables:
CV- The river,the water, the testing supplies
DV- How much chemicals were in the water.
IV- How much test analysis stuff you had to put in it.

Procedure:
To do our project we had to walk down to the river. We checked the weather before we left so we know it wouldn't be bad weather. Then we each went to our own spots on the river. We each got our own chemical analysis kit. We take out the water sample tube's and we fill them up with water. We took out any extra water that was in the tubes, and added the chemicals that needed to be added. We kept doing that for all the analysis's. Then we wrote down all the results. Finally, we cleaned out the tube's and put all the material away.
  1. Ammonia Nitrogen - Yellow, positive
  2. pH - green, pH 8
  3. Chlorine- clear, negative
  4. Chromium- clear, negative
  5. Copper- clear, negative
  6. Cyanide- clear, negative
  7. Iron- clear, negative
  8. Nitrate nitrogen- pink, positive
  9. Phosphorus- clear, negative
  10. Silica- light blue, positive
  11. Sulfide- yellow, negative
Conclusion and Analysis:
My group wanted to see if the current affected the certain chemicals in the water. We hypothesized that it affected it by having more chemicals in the area that has more water running through it versus where the water is still. Our analysis proved that we were right, that places had a good amount of chemicals where the current was running though it, and where was little to no chemicals where there wasn't a current.

After doing the analysis we realized that we were right because whenever new water flows in new chemicals flow in, while where there is no current there is no new chemicals flowing in and the old chemicals die.

The problem though was that we had to collect all the water right away because they opened up part of the dam to let some new water flow in and raise the water level. We tried to get the water perfect but the water might have gotten old and the chemicals died.

Why we should have uniforms. (my persuasive essay)

Author's note: My purpose for writing this piece is so people see that I think we should have uniforms. My goal for this writing piece is that I can be very persuasive and have good organization and word choice.

When I wake up, I start sorting through all of my clothes to find the right thing to wear. If only there was something that would help eliminate that problem. Maybe there is. To ensure equality of dress and opportunity for accessorizing, everyone should have to wear uniforms.

I think we should have to wear uniforms because people would never be able to break dress code. Plus then people could accessorize it but never over accessorize it. That's a good thing because people would be able to show their personality but still follow the rules.

Plus it would help all the teachers a lot. It would help them because they wouldn't have to stress about the dress code rule to the kids. Also they wouldn't have to worry about anyone leaving any extra clothing that the kids wear, like sweatshirts, sweaters, jackets, etc. This rule would also help the teachers by not having to worry about their kids wearing any extra accessories that hang off of them, like chains, annoying bracelets(that would also help the other kids) , and stuff like that.

In conclusion, to decide what uniform we would wear we could have a design contest, or something and have the students decide what uniform they like best. That would work because it would be school appropriate, the kids would be happy, and we wouldn't have to stress over what we are going to be wearing tomorrow.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Limericks

Author's note: My goal is to have funny but weird Limericks, and be able to think of more than 1 of them.

There once was a jerk from far away
He liked to play with old clay.
He finally sat,
But ended up getting fat.
Then he wasted away everyday.

Why, oh why did he move
When he danced he moved to the groove.
I miss him so much,
that I would clutch,
but then everyone would disapprove.

Diamonte's

Author's note: I want to try to be very creative with these and get many of them done.

Day
Bright, warm
Passing, warming, lighting
Sunny, nice, dark, cold
Cloudy, moon, sad
Later, sleeping
Night




Winter
Cold, snowy
Sledding, skiing, freezing
Snowman, snowflakes, hot, sun
Swim, park, beach
Sunny, humid
Summer

Baby Dog
Furry, fast
Catch, bark, paws
nice, funny, mean, serious
Scratch, hiss, claws
fluffy, tricky
Witch's cat

Pirates
Mean, Greedy
Treasure, ship, crew
kidnaps, ugly, gives away, beautiful
Smart, Castle, royal subjects
nice, rich
Princess



Alliterations.

Author's note: I want to focus on writing good alliterations.

Sammie secretly sold shirts Saturday soon after Sandy sold seashells.

Carmela Chicken chewed chewy cantaloupe cheerily while chasing Chester chipmunk.

Kiley kicked Kendall's kickball like a kangaroo.

Beatrice bet Betty that Bill bit Bob's basketball.

Lanny liked to lick lollipops like Louis.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Cookies

Author's note: My goal in this writing piece is to be really good at describing everything on this writing passage.

When I bite into one flavor explodes all over my mouth. The warmth of the chocolate chips and the chewiness of the dough tingle my taste buds. Thank goodness there's such things as chocolate chip cookies.

My favorite time to eat chocolate chip cookies are right when they get out oven. I love how the heat and the smell waft out of the oven and wrap around me like a boa constrictor wrapping around it's prey. Also I love to eat them after sports practice . I love how they just refresh me when I walk in the door and smell their sweet chocolateyness and their sweet cookie.

That's what I love about chocolate chip cookies.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Books I'm Reading

I'm reading many books. They are the Clique series. There is like 20 books in that series. The series is about 5 girls named Alicia Rivera, Massie Block, Kristen Gregory, Dylan Marvil, and Claire Lyons. Claire moves to where Massie, Alicia, Kristen, and Dylan live and lives in Massie's guesthouse.

Alicia, Massie and Dylan are rich. They think Kristen's rich but she's actually like Claire. Dylan's mom works for a T.V studio, Alicia's dad is a famous lawyer, and Massie's dad is like the C.E.O for a really popular company.

The girls don't like Claire at first but after a while they like her. Claire's kinda like the peacekeeper of the two groups multiple times. A few times the girls all had a fight and split in half and Claire was caught in the middle.

In the end they always make up and become best friends again. That's the books I'm reading.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

3 little pigs (remake)

3 little pigs

Once upon a time there were three pig brothers one with a straw house, one with a stick house and the smartest one with a brick house. Their names were Mr. Hamelton, he has the straw house, Mr. Porky he had the stick house and finally the oldest and smartest one Mr. Pinker he has the brick house.

Then one day the big, mean, wolf named Mr. Canis came and since they all can morph into humans. He was in a grouchy mood so he was in wolf form. He blew down Mr. Hamelton’s house but the pig saw him coming, so when all the straw settled on the ground the pig was already warning his brother.

Right once they were about to leave the big bad wolf came, so left through the back door. Again when the sticks settled they were gone, since the sticks settled faster they were only ½ way there. Luckily they got there just enough time.

Finally the wolf got there they were safe inside. The wolf tried to blow down the house but since it was brick it didn’t break. Right once he was about to climb up onto the roof. Granny Relda came and scolded him. Granny Relda helped him calm down. Then they finally left to Granny Relda’s house because Mr. Canis lives there with Granny Relda as a roommate in a different room.

10 years later….

You’re probably wondering what happened to the 3 pigs. Well, Rick
Hamelton is now the sheriff and Al Porky is a plumber, and Peter Pinker is now a constructionist of Ferryport Landing. Mr. Canis and Granny Relda are now watching granny’s grand kids Sabrina and Daphne Grimm, solving more mysteries. Right now they are hunting down Little Red Riding Hood, did you hear she escaped the Looney bin? Hopefully they catch that physco-path.

Monday, September 26, 2011

A Poem

Once upon a time,
I had tried to rhyme.
I was really bad,
So that made me really mad.
I worked all day and night,
Even when some ghosts gave me a fright.
I tried and tried,
Until my brain had fried.
Finally it was done.
I decided to take a nap in the sun.
When I woke up,
my paper was as fried as a burnt pup.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Virtual pets haiku

It's so cuddly.
You get to feed it fake food.
They are your own pet.

Weasels vs. Ferrets The final compare and contrast.

Your teacher calls your name for you to present your project. Your hands suddenly feel clammy and you get sort of dizzy as you walk up to the podium to present your project. The project is a compare and contrast. You chose to do it on ferrets and weasels.

Once you get to the podium you think to yourself, ‘I can do this, I can do this. I know all my facts and practically memorized my speech.’ Finally you clear your throat and begin:
“Welcome to my compare and contrast. I decided to do it on ferrets and weasels. I hope you like it.” You start off by saying all the differences, “The long-tailed weasel has a white underbelly, brown coat and black-tipped tail, the female is about 13 inches long, while the male is about 16 inches long. The ferret is more slender; it’s yellowish-white, pink-eyed and is about 14 inches long.” Then you think to yourself ‘Come on you can do better than that, dazzle them.’
“Also Weasels are bloodthirsty hunters with keen sight and smell.” Someone from the back of the room makes weird faces.

“They pursue small creatures such as rats, mice, rabbits, birds and snakes. They also seem at times to kill merely for the sport, as the animal remains are usually untouched. Wild ferrets also hunt small prey and often drink the blood of their kill. Domesticated ferrets eat pet food, which are insects and small mice or chicks that are sold as pet food.” Someone suddenly groans and shouts out, “Gross.”

You continue on, “Both weasels and ferrets hunt small prey, but only the ferret has been domesticated as a pet capable of companionship and exterminating small pests like snakes and mice. Ferrets can be found at most pet stores and can be trained to use a litter box and do tricks. Ferrets are social animals and sleep up to 18 hours a day. A weasel's anger issues are dangerous to other living creatures, including humans. They aren’t social, only interact during mating season. It is against the law to own a weasel as a household pet in most states. They have a wide distribution throughout the world except unique Australia and Antarctica.”One of the guys that thinks they are all that shouts out sarcastically, “Oh my god that is so cool.”

You continue with less confidence than before. “The United States Fish and Wildlife Service lists that certain ferret and weasel species as endangered, threatened or species of concern. The black-footed ferret inhabitants fell dangerously low in the 1980s. A small group of them was captured in Montana and put into a captive breeding facility. Although still considered endangered, the young from the community has been introduced into the wild since 1991, and the population continues to grow. The Florida long-tailed weasel is listed as a species of worry, which means the inhabitants, is becoming noticeably low. That is all I got from my first website of differences.” Someone shouts out, “Finally I’m so bored.”

Your teacher yells at the Student and tells you to go on. You start by muttering, “This is my second website of differences. There are ten species of Mustela referred as weasels, while ferret is a subspecies of one of the polecats of the same genus. Ferrets are longer in body length, and a shorter in tail length compared to weasels. Ferrets are friends of man and domesticated animals, but weasels are pests and non-domesticated animals. Generally, weasels have a brown upper coat with a white belly, but ferrets are brown-black with white or mixed colored animals. Ferrets are closer relatives to polecats than weasels. Both of them are carnivores, but ferrets are special being obligate carnivores. Ferrets are nocturnal animals, while weasels are diurnal. Ferrets are crepuscular animals, but weasels are not.” When no one comments on this mark your confidence practically goes through the roof, and you continue on.

“Finally here are my similarities to the weasel and ferret: Weasels and ferrets are very similar in terms of body shape and size. They both are carnivorous and crafty. Ferrets have a long history of making wonderful pets and they are known for being entertaining. Weasels and ferrets both eat small animals and make good hunters for farms that are plagued with mice and rabbits.” The people finally seem interested so you keep going on gaining more confidence every second.
“If you ever consider getting a ferret or weasel for a pet it is important to remember that they both sleep for many hours each day but love to exercise and play actively. They are extremely curious animals are infamous little thieves who will hide away their treasures in their private burrows. Ferrets are territorial and can be domesticated. Weasels are predators and are rarely pets. That was my essay I hope you liked it.”

I confidently walk to my desk and sit down. Thinking to myself 'Finally its over :)'

My poem

Once upon a time in a far away land,
There was a very young piece of sand.
He would play all day,
Until he couldn't stay.
One day, his parents said,
"Since you are sick you will have to stay in bed."
The young piece of sand cryed and cryed,
But his parent said they couldn't of lied,
Or he would have fried.
He asked how,
They said that since they live in Moscow.
Finally he understood,
Then he realized thy lived in a piece of wood.
The End