Limericks

Author's note: My goal is to have funny but weird Limericks, and be able to think of more than 1 of them.

There once was a jerk from far away
He liked to play with old clay.
He finally sat,
But ended up getting fat.
Then he wasted away everyday.

Why, oh why did he move
When he danced he moved to the groove.
I miss him so much,
that I would clutch,
but then everyone would disapprove.

Diamonte's

Author's note: I want to try to be very creative with these and get many of them done.

Day

Bright, warm
Passing, warming, lighting
Sunny, nice, dark, cold
Cloudy, moon, sad
Later, sleeping
Night

Winter
Cold, snowy
Sledding, skiing, freezing
Snowman, snowflakes, hot, sun
Swim, park, beach
Sunny, humid
Summer

Baby Dog
Furry, fast
Catch, bark, paws
nice, funny, mean, serious
Scratch, hiss, claws
fluffy, tricky
Witch's cat

Pirates
Mean, Greedy
Treasure, ship, crew
kidnaps, ugly, gives away, beautiful
Smart, Castle, royal subjects
nice, rich
Princess

Alliterations.

Author's note: I want to focus on writing good alliterations.

Sammie secretly sold shirts Saturday soon after Sandy sold seashells.

Carmela Chicken chewed chewy cantaloupe cheerily while chasing Chester chipmunk.

Kiley kicked Kendall's kickball like a kangaroo.

Beatrice bet Betty that Bill bit Bob's basketball.

Lanny liked to lick lollipops like Louis.