Author's note: I want this to be a good poem about how ugly sweaters are funny but really wierd.
Even though you wear them,
they are as apealling as rotten phlegm.
You only wear them during christmas,
But they bring no one bliss.
You wear them for contests,
If you get the best,
You will always be teased,
until they are pleased.
You will feel bad,
But then you will be glad.
To know that you won,
And that it was alot of fun.
Plus that you beat the other competitors,
To win the contest of Ugly sweaters.
